Karmas a bitch

Driving home from my surgery on Thursday,
I see the sign at The Hotel that usually proclaims
TODD's performance dates.
It has an add on;

SERVERS AND COOKS WANTED
apply within

Do you know how much it hurts to laugh after a surgical procedure?
so-so-so-so worth the extra pain killer!!!!

and yet, I wonder why he hasn't included bartenders, hostess' & dishwashers to his list of "wants".

Perhaps he needs a larger marqee ... or a class in people skills.