Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Rainbow vaccuum cleaners and other evils

The evil rainbow got me. Attacked me on the stairwell, while full of that delicious slurry. I caught the newel post in the center of my back. That felt great, wind sucked from my lungs. And did Mr Robe say anything? HELL NO! not even an "are you ok?"

Mr Robe's only pourpose in life is to watch TV , get smashed, and occassionnaly flash the Cleaning Lady, thus the name Mr Robe. Now I don't know about you guys, but when I KNOW some one is coming to my home, for almost any reason, I GET DRESSED. Not Mr Robe, he claims that I am lucky he isn't in his skivvies (gag!). He even does this when his wife is home, and laughs about it! UHG!

Mr Robe has a walking cast on his foot. he's out of work for 8 weeks for a busted TOE. A cast on a busted toe... think on that for a few. Why, you may ask? because drunk people break stuff, including their own limbs. And Robe guy is no exception. He broke his toe multiple times because his drunk ass kicked walls. How stupid can some people be? never mind... I already know!

I had to start from scratch at The Hotel this week. Nothing like a 200 year old steak house for seriouse dust bunnies clinging to every surface, with a grease demiglaze, and a side of nicotien. Tilex is my wonder cleaner, screw the bathroom uses, it cuts grease & nicotien like nothing else. I hadn't been in the Hotel in almost 3 months to clean, it was ugly. My helper was studious almost to a fault, 2 hours on one room, I'd say thats a record, considering it wasnt a kitchen. Silly me, I got yelled at for vaccuuming! What was I thinking? a Cleaning lady that doesnt sweep....hmmmm, its so new a concept that I can't yet wrap my head around it! The lights are cleaned, the fans are unsoiled, the stones walls have been swept (not with a vacuum!) and the air returns are white again. Another job well done. And the reward was the best damn cheese steak in the world, bar none (look out Pat's steaks, we may be far, but its worth the trip!).

Now if only the financing gods would smile upon the owners of The Hotel, you see, theres a long unattended building on the other side of the mountains, which would be a smash hit if only the right owners could be found. The (big) Cheese's could do that. I know they could, and whats better is THEY know it too. So God's of finance, please shine your light on them, they need a new project to bring them together again.

Peace ya'll!