porn?

I often forget that I am also The Cleaning Lady while posting on here, not just The Hostess & Interiorscape designer. I haven't had alot of drama in the cleaning arena in quite some time. What I have had is a breif encounter with mild porn. Now, I gotta tell you, I never buy porn mags, or videos. I don't watch it on skinamax (cinamax) after 11 pm, either. Last week I asked several girls at work about porn, I learned that I'm the odd broad out. I asked because I came across a mag while cleaning Dream House. I looked, of course. so would you.

What I saw was prepubescent girls. ok, so most of them were at least 18, and who really wants to look at old boobs anyway, right? I felt like a perv. So, as a joke, I left the owner of said magazine a note, requesting older women and more life like poses :). He left me two old playboy mags on the table. Thanks Teddy, Red and I giggled and chortled as we paged through them yesterday.

It's Friday, I'm sure there will be drama ensuing this evening, tomorow at the latest.

is it wrong to......

Is it wrong to inadvertently tell your boss to go fuck himself?

setting: Hostess scrubbing glassware behind the bar, owner/boss sitting directly in front of hostess' task. Boss says "hey! here's a bottle with a message in it!" (empty bud bottle with label inside). Hostess looks up and asks "does it say "go fuck yourself"?....

Hostess wasn't thinking before she spoke, was she? not. at. all. Hostess was thinking she'd like to take that message and send it to a few unreserved diners in the hotel, who deem themselves above a reservation. This was not how boss took it. oops. Good thing the New & Improved Boss is soooo much more easy going than old boss. He shrugged it off.

Line backer says to hostess at 3 pm Saturday "You better take it easy on me today." Bear in mind that we are mid funeral (12-5pm) gathering, and she has just taken two more large reservations without phone numbers that I simply cannot seat at the times requested, which LB KNEW... Hostess, having had two bloody Mary's in lieu of pay for her efforts during the funeral gathering, looks directly at the Line Backer and says " I am going to hand you your ass, just like everyone else in this place, after the book you left for me tonight." LB had no further comment. And she definitely had her supple ass handed to her, in spades, just like everyone else. We are an equal opportunity employer :)