Karmas a bitch

Driving home from my surgery on Thursday,
I see the sign at The Hotel that usually proclaims
TODD's performance dates.
It has an add on;

SERVERS AND COOKS WANTED
apply within

Do you know how much it hurts to laugh after a surgical procedure?
so-so-so-so worth the extra pain killer!!!!

and yet, I wonder why he hasn't included bartenders, hostess' & dishwashers to his list of "wants".

Perhaps he needs a larger marqee ... or a class in people skills.

Five Star ***** Adventures

Dressing well is in itself a wonderful thing, dressing well for free is the bestest! I bestowed my company upon the Five Star Crack House in Pidgeontown (formerly known as the Frat house), and everything came up Varsace, and Ann Klein, and DKNY, Ralph, Gucci etc...! The closet of the mistress of the 5 Star was beyond over flowing. And when I say Closet, I mean an area that can hold a small family comfortably for an extended stay. Its larger than most hotel rooms. No where could you see the pile carpeting that lovingly held its treasures. Now most folks buy articles of clothing because we can't wait to wear it. The Mistress buys compulsively, and rarely wears as compulsively. As a business professional, She wears high end cotour on a daily basis, and then promptly comes home and flings it haphazardly into one of many piles, never to be seen or washed or hung up. That's where I come in :) To whisk away the eyesores. And they pay me on top of the thousands in clothing. DB JR also came by, she did the charity run for the Princess (mistress' daughter), dropping all the unwanted articles at the Salvation Army. DB JR also got a few bags of "stuff" for her New Job at The Spalon (spa and salon...), lord knows she needed to start dressing better (IMO) . Kids.... now if we can just get her to ditch all the hoodies, she may start looking like a girl.
I spent a great day with Princess, even if we were short a few Princess for "Twelve Princess'" . As reward for finding the carpets in the master suit, We met up with Bongasan for a fabu dinner @ Bourbon. Jumbo lumps everywhere! People were staring!
At the Crab meat, you perverts! jeez.....
We would have stayed longer and had more libation, but the restrictive smoking rules wrecked that idea. Yes, I leave when I can't smoke, also if there are obnoxious children, or worse, obnoxious adults.
After a brief repose at Bongasan's, his puppies got a bit randy and I just had to leave. OK , I was scared. I admit it. When 180 lbs of PUPPY is growling in your face, because your petting the 9 month old "c-puppy", and there are 3 others of equal or higher weights, it can make a body a tad uncomfy. Rigid is what I was by time we left. Sorry, Bongasan, I really was scared. And thanks for the one for the road, mmmmmm, was tasty!
Its ok, there is still another three or four closets at the Five Star Crack House (lets call it a palace, ok?)....like Arnold said... I'll be back!
:)

Men

Some one remind me to turn off the hindi script thingy later...but right now I'm husband bashing.
Why are men so eager to build? Why can they not wait until the appropriate time to build? Whats so damn hard about leaving the new deck canopy in the box until the weather complied? Could he not hear me repeating, in a mantra like fashion, "NOAA is calling for high winds and rain storms all weekend."? It's a HUGE canopy. It even covers half the hot tub!! If it were to take flight, one could easily mistake it for a small, square, hot air balloon.
NOAA was right. It stormed. It winded. Alot. Guess where the canopy is now? In a pile of metal pipes and netting on the deck. All over the deck. And hot tub. men....

Why are men so eager to tease?
Husband drug me to Home Depot to "visualize" our new master bedroom components & concepts. We deffinately are envisioning different rooms. Keep in mind this man is aware that I have been buying peices for this new room for 3 years. A beautifull Farm bed, an antique mirror, floor lamps, plank tables, wing back chairs, etc. He's aware. He takes me to this gawd aweful display of uber cheap laminant wood grain stuff. Its beyond hideous. He takes one look at my face and knows he's made a terrible error. I gaze longingly at the stone tile display at the opposit side of the flooring section. There it is. The reds and golds and blues are tantalizing. His eyes follow mine. He quickly affects the booboo face. He fights dirty.
I've been ROCK BLOCKED!
I bartered down to a temporary faux wood plank style of almost uber cheap laminant, with the condition that it will have a 4 year limit of being underfoot.
It was the booboo face.
He knows his wife, after 17 years, sorta....